From Wonkette.com:
Today, the New York Times investigates the Christian conservatives’ fifth column: Penguins. Turns out conservatives have become unlikely champions of the documentary “March of the Penguins,” saying, among other things, that the film promotes monogamy and family values. Clearly, no one has told them about the gay penguins (of course, they choose to be gay).
It seems like a stretch but, hey, it’s an improvement over talking vegetables.
UPDATE: Several readers have called attention to penguin’s not-so-socially-conservative serial monogamy. Also, fathers take off pretty early. Republicans soft on deadbeat penguins!
I hear Silo is now an ex-gay penguin!
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Wait until Exodus gets their hands on this…. they have a new mascot!
Dead beat dads?This is slanderous! Obviously people aren’t thinking about the poor guys who have an egg plopped on their feet and then sit out the blizzards (losing a third of their weight) protecting the egg and the chick while she heads off with her girlfriends for the buffet table…I’m not even going to mention what happens to male seahorses…
Poor little penguins…they deserve better than this! The cultural warriors have to try and ruin everything, don’t they?
At least Wendell and Cass at the New York Aquarium are still going strong.
There are no such things as homosexual penguins. These two fellas — like myself, having never married — are simply pals. Rest assured they are not practicing any immoral gay sex. Just pals.