I really didn’t know many LGBT people at all till the past couple years (I’m 45), only three in fact. Actually, given the incredibly small pool of people I had to choose from (thanks to the repression of social conservatives) its a small miracle I found someone I love so much and have been close friends with since 14. I beat you Alan Chambers, I won! I won!
On the Colorado State House floor yesterday, Rep. Lynn Hefley said that every gay person she has ever met–“I happen to know them through my tennis club,” she said–would not want anything like the Colorado Domestic Partnership Rights and Responsibilities Act because “they don’t want to flaunt it.”
“Every homosexual I have encountered or have discussed with other counselors possesses an enormous hunger for love… every homosexual I know came from an unhappy home where fighting and hatred abounded between the parents, who usually proceeded with a divorce” – How can I prevent my children from becoming homosexual?
“I have never met a single homosexual man who said he had a close, loving, and respectful relationship with his father.” – Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood
…every homosexual I’ve ever met…wore Old Spice after shave lotion.
… every homosexual I’ve ever met was promiscuous
… every homosexual I’ve ever met just hasn’t met the right opposite sex partner
… every homosexual I’ve ever met earns more salary than their hetero counterparts
… every homosexual I’ve ever met was an exhibitionist
… every homosexual I’ve ever met recruited (I’m 3 recruits away from getting a toaster!)
… every homosexual I’ve ever met wanted to destroy civilization as we know it
… every homosexual I’ve ever met wanted to force themselves into your daily lives
… every homosexual I’ve ever met was “against the church”
… every homosexual I’ve ever met was diseased
… every homosexual I’ve ever met was pro polygamy, pro incest, pro pedophilia, pro bestiality
… every homosexual I’ve ever met “hide out” in careers like theater, interior design and cosmetology
… ever homosexual I’ve ever met… men like to dress as women; gay men wish they were women and lesbians wish they were men
… every homosexual I’ve ever met… If a friend tells you he or she is gay, then that friend is coming on to you
Does that about cover it? 🙂
Every homosexual I ever met had fabulous shoes.
Every homosexual I ever met, once upon a time, was just solitary me.That period has long gone. I don’t miss it.
Every homosexual I ever met was annoyed by broad genearlizations
…. and every homosexual I ever met could spell better than me.
Every homosexual I ever met thought I was damn sexy. This confused the men.
I really didn’t know many LGBT people at all till the past couple years (I’m 45), only three in fact. Actually, given the incredibly small pool of people I had to choose from (thanks to the repression of social conservatives) its a small miracle I found someone I love so much and have been close friends with since 14. I beat you Alan Chambers, I won! I won!
On the Colorado State House floor yesterday, Rep. Lynn Hefley said that every gay person she has ever met–“I happen to know them through my tennis club,” she said–would not want anything like the Colorado Domestic Partnership Rights and Responsibilities Act because “they don’t want to flaunt it.”
“Every homosexual I’ve ever met…” couldn’t whistle?
Googling is too easy…
“Every homosexual I have encountered or have discussed with other counselors possesses an enormous hunger for love… every homosexual I know came from an unhappy home where fighting and hatred abounded between the parents, who usually proceeded with a divorce” – How can I prevent my children from becoming homosexual?
“I have never met a single homosexual man who said he had a close, loving, and respectful relationship with his father.” – Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood
“Every homosexual I’ve met is struggling with the fact that they are gay.” – Homosexuality is not genetic