Addendum: The above graphic is REAL. But here are some show topics I would like to suggest for Bennett’s show. Yes, these are JOKES but they are based on real things Bennett has done and said.
“Gay Christians:” You Can’t Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.
An Extra Special Rant On Why Time Magazine’s Radical Homosexual Sex-Orgy Crazed Activist Author Should Have Interviewed Me Rather Than One Of The Other “Hundreds of Thousands” Of Exgays Out There.
Excorcists: They Love Exgays Like Me Too!
Gay People: Not Just An Abomination To God But Also A Putrid Stench In His Nostrils!
When Passing Out T-Shirts Make Sure To Get Gender Appropriate Colors.
In all fairness, I’m in no position to be making fun of people for their hair.