RICHARD COHEN: I was exclusively homosexual. Now I am exclusively heterosexual. I’m not interested in guys. I feel my “guy-ness”. If somebody wants to change, it’s guaranteed. It can be done.
What little grasp on reality that Cohen ever had seems to have been jarred loose the last time he beat a pillow with a tennis racquet. And someone should remind Cohen that one of the biggest criticisms of his own brand of therapy is that it isn’t his own “guy-ness” that he’s been cuddling.