I loathe having to get tested.
I haven’t been ho’ing around and I haven’t even done anything risky since I was tested last but I still dread it. I’m sure many of the gay men who read this know exactly what I’m talking about.
That said, last week my dermatologist decided she wanted me to come back to have a sinister looking mole awkwardly located in my um… gluteal cleft (between my butt cheeks) surgically removed.
Honestly, I dreaded my HIV test more than my upcoming *ahem* procedure.