Peterson Toscano wrote some amusing ex-gay themed captions for this animation taken from Battle Cry‘s website. Peterson describes Battle Cry as “a conservative Christian youth organization with fascist leanings created by a straight white man from the Bush administration.” The first caption in the sequence reads:
Luke: Damn, I can’t believe Travis and I got caught in the locker room last night. We were only kissing, but they warned me, “One moment on the lips then you’re all over his hips, and then some.”
See the rest of the fun over at Peterson’s site.