A recent article over at the Agapepress about the Vagina Monologues did not once spell out the full word “vagina,” instead substituting the letter “V” on every reference to the play. I was curious what other words might have slid past the AgapeCensors in past articles:

Sodomy, as well as Sodomize
Anal Sex
Vibrator
Orgy
Rimming
Penis
Sex Club as well as Bathhouse
“gay.com”
And lastly my personal favorite, Gay Bowel Syndrome

(Thanks to Pam Spaulding for the inspiration.)

Update: Found a few more real gems:

Clitoris
Crack Whore (Always popular)
Damn
Teenage Prostitute
Beastiality
Masturbation
Sadomasochism
Upon being told the Agapepress has used Penile Penetration, Peterson Toscano remarked, ” this is a very unsafe site for a struggling homosexual.”

God I feel like I’m 12 years old.

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