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BSODTwice every day, my Windows Vista for Business computer suffers a Blue Screen of Death. It’s a pretty blue, full of bits of fascinating knowledge about my PC that I never knew existed. But the B.S.O.D. wipes out whatever I had been working on. And now I have discovered the problem.

It happens because I shout profanities such as #!@$*{@! at my computer. The computer senses my sin and executes immediate punishment. I kinda like that. My computer has acted as a morality check for me.

No. Wait.

I shout #!@$*{@! AFTER the Blue Screen of Death.

Oh that frakking #!@$*{@!

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